Eating for Two

Eating food and having sex at the same time. Referred to as "Eating for Two" due to the hunger of both the genitals and the stomach.

I had taco bell in one hand and my boyfriend's shlong in the other... Needless to say, I started eating for two.

by Jiganon May 30, 2018

he will eat inside us

when one tries to spell 'he will not divide us' right after 69 vape sticks. What a troll says on Shia Leobuffs HE WILL NOT DIVIDE US livstreme.

Gay m8: oi m8 we are doomed. Trump he will eat inside us.
His friend: Your drunk jimmy.

by JIMMYTHETRUMPSUPPORTR May 31, 2018

eat it

That’s what she said.

Mom: “Just eat it already!”
Me: “That’s what she said!”
Mom: “Stop it!”
Me: “She said that too!”

by UNITURTLE69 June 8, 2018

eating a mcdonald

It's when you're about to eat your best friend mom fat ass in public.

Him: hey what are you doing tonight
You: Probably eating a mcdonald with your dad

by Darksideofmeme May 29, 2018

bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.

Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."

by Lil241 June 11, 2018

pelvis eating

The consumption of one’s pelvis

“Wanna join me in pelvis eating dude?”

by FlimgusBimgus August 8, 2022

Gotta eat that velvet!

1.) basically, this means that you want to perform oral on a person's vagina
2.) could also mean that you are simply eating a peach

Jake: Maaannn, that girl be lookin' cute!
Daniel: Well, you know what you gotta do.
Jake: You're right... gotta eat that velvet!

by Gabe-ish August 19, 2022