led dick

Cracking your dick like a glow stick or covering your dick with the stuff from a glow stick

"Hey nice art" *shows art with LEDs*

"HEY NICE LED DICK"

by Roxy Blue November 25, 2020

Dumby Dicked

Verb/adjective

To be bamboozled, shit on, screwed over, beaten, or otherwise clapped in spectacular fashion.

*beer pong ball bounces off 3 cups and doesn’t go in any of them*

Haha Phil you got dumby dicked.

*drifts a Chevy blazer and snaps the tire clean off*

It’s dumby dicked.

by anonymous February 3, 2021

Stink Dick

When you haven't washed your dick in weeks after having sex and then it smells like the local fish counter

Yo Brandon, Geez you have some major stink dick going on!!

by Rogers565 February 26, 2021

dick snow

snow when you stand around like a fucking dick waiting for it to accumulate, but it never does.

Ski conditions are poor, and we need a dump, but this is just dick snow.

by Lars Jones March 16, 2021

dick simp

a cringe simp that won’t leave you alone

taylor is a mad dick simp and he won’t piss off

by UncleBarry April 12, 2021

dick flashback

when you cannot stop thinking about that good DICK you got last night. Randomly zoning out about getting railed. Looking off into the distance thinking about getting pounded in your punani.

*gazes out the window*
Friend: hey you good?
You: Shit sorry I was just having dick flashbacks.
Friend: giiiiirl you got that good dick huh

by asseatersanonymous May 4, 2021

On his dick

What your head is when your sucking my cock

Damn she’s been on his dick all night

by Miao tai chi February 3, 2022