Birds

A top tier beautiful girl.

Did y’all see Johnny last night will all his birds?

by JohnnyOnTheBeat April 17, 2022

Bird flu

Alanta ate salt n pepper chicken from maggie fu n it gave her bird flu !!

Alanta has bird flu miss her

by BIRDFLU April 17, 2022

Jin-Jin Bird

The funniest joke ever told.
Trust me.
Its hilarious.

Andrew: “Looks like the Jin-Jin Bird’s fallen out of its nest!”
Me: “go fuck yourself”

by avid bird-watcher April 19, 2022

Momma-birding

When an unexperienced friend is ripping the bong, so you rip it for them so all the smoke is ready for them to inhale without doing the work

Friend: I want to smoke but I don't know how to use a bong
Me: don't worry I'll momma-bird it for you!

Friend: he was momma-birding the piece for me and I got so fried

by Mike Moocher April 19, 2022

Fukof Bird

A rare species of bird belonging to the crow family which inhabits most of North America and can be easily identified by its rainbow plumage and unique call which sounds like a queen trying to imitate a bird call while saying the word “fuck off.”

During our walk in the park today, we heard the call of a fukof bird.

by B3rdW@tcher November 14, 2020

Birds

Birds have legs, legs spelled bacl is sgel and sgel stands for

S-Government

G-Drones
E-Arnt
L-Real

Hey man did you hear that birds are just drones made by the government

by Bwaaaaah November 16, 2020

Birds Are Robots

Absolute shit conspiracies about beautiful creatures.

Aiden: Birds are robots.
Josh: Shut the fuck up. You retarded shitburger.

by Birds Are Not Robots November 21, 2020