honi bear

big large creatures, featured in the movie ‘ratatouille’. can also be seen in “heidi the pooh”

did you see that mammal carrying a pet rat?

dw that was just a honi bear

by daniel sensei October 1, 2023

Charlie Bear shot

When you pour a shot glass to the brim.

Exe.

1. FUCK! I just poured a damn Charlie Bear shot.
2. FUCK! I just Charlie Bear'd the shit out of this shot.
3. Don't Charlie Bear this shot for me... you are trying to make me sick.

by JoeyOTL December 30, 2023

Sheer number of bears

A very loaded question about the quantity of bears in a specific area that no one needs to be asked.

Ryan: hey, does the sheer number of bears in Alaska freighter you?
Jack: what the fuck are you talking about

by Pritchbitch69 May 16, 2021

Trizzly Bear

Although it appears human, this rare species is actually 50% bear. It’s highly talented in lacrosse and conspiracy theories. You can lure the species with Marijuana and its main food source is cheesecake. Its main habitat is Tallahassee, Florida but due to low breeding numbers it’s moving to Fort Myers wildlife this summer.

Person 1: Hey Trizzly Bear! Wanna smoke?
Trizzly Bear: *nods with smirk*

by thescarybandit April 19, 2025

Pookie bear

To my pookie bear, you have become the definition of what cute is, the embodiment of pure cuteness overload

My pookie bear is the cutest.

by Zebrasssss January 3, 2024

Bear

Also known as British bears, they are British girls in their natural habitat. They usually move in groups of 3, covered up with a 2cm layer of make up and God knows what else. If you meet them in the club don't move otherwise they will attack you. They are violent if instigated.

Scenario 1 - 2AM in the club
Lad 1: "that chick's hot"
Lad 2: "dude she's a Bear, don't you have any standard?"

Scenario 2 - 2 AM in the club
Bear 1: "hey Jennifer, that dude is looking at you babe"
Bear 2: "do you think he'd buy me a kebab if I make out with him?

by ttoommxx September 23, 2021

Jare-Bear

When you’re bored so you decide to cut a hole in your stuffed animal and fuck it until you have rugburn on your cock. You then proceed to lick the cum and eat the cotton inside.

Bro, I pulled a big jare-bear last night!
Nigga, you what?

by Yagggahab May 20, 2023