a man that ejaculates prematurley
by pinkprincess370 February 7, 2010
Get the two spurt bertmug. When two homies insert a shot of jagermeister into their urethras (to absorb it through the bloodstream directly) then pee into the mouth of a third homie who then swallows it with a chaser of a redbull.
Last night we only had a little bit of Jägermeister left so we had to do the ole Two-Tipped Jägerbomb to make sure we all got drunk.
by Sable Muntington May 7, 2025
Get the Two-Tipped Jägerbombmug. 
A euphemism for sexual intercourse.
having multiple meanings:
1) you last for only 2 strokes
2) you go for two rounds
hence the name "The Two Time"
having multiple meanings:
1) you last for only 2 strokes
2) you go for two rounds
hence the name "The Two Time"
by Treyed-mark September 29, 2023
Get the The Two Timemug. by DespacitoLigmaDab September 16, 2018
Get the two-hundred and sixty-threemug. by Undead_Octopus May 30, 2024
Get the two heart montymug. Two Weeks
(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.
(aka "twooooo weeeeksss") meaning: extremely ugly & typically used to describe a very obese woman or an average weight female whose face is beyond fugly.
Two Weeks is particularly useful when you want to alert your buddy about a chick that's not hot yet is within earshot.
Dude #1: Twooooo weeeeeksss! (while saying this, he discreetly points his thumb in her direction)
Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks
Dude #2: Yep, that chick is too heavy and I agree is definitely Two Weeks
by Mr Bob Lavender July 10, 2022
Get the Two Weeksmug.