Prom Tuna

A woman that wants to lose her virginity during her high school prom

Gentlemen look at all that Prom Tuna

by crustyspurts August 1, 2012

African Tunnel Monkey

A thin black penis completely surrounded by a frizzly mane of pubic hair. The penis is usually unfindable except be its' owner, who frequently keeps it tucked near his nut sack so he can find it easily. Although the African Tunnel Monkey is not a measure of dick size, it is uncommon to find a normal sized lingum engulfed in pubic hair.

Last night I was looking to get my twat stuffed by this new guy, but when he pulled down his pants all I could see was this African Tunnel Monkey... so I friend-zoned him.

by dr. abel September 10, 2013

coke tunnel

A typically long, narrow, darkly lit bar or nightclub, usually operating after hours, where people usually go to do cocaine for hours on end as their lives crumble around them, found in trendier parts of most major cities.

After the show they all went to a new coke tunnel in the west end and partied into the morning.

He met her at some coke tunnel on friday night.

by bestdad September 15, 2013

punching tuna

The act of employing less than 20% of one's intellectual capability.

"She's being so ambiguous!"
"Stop punching tuna, you know exactly what she means."

by lavinia94 May 13, 2014

cockal tunnel

The pain you experience in a wrist from excessive masturbation

Dude, your sister won't give it up and now i have cockal tunnel.

by Awesomeness9216 July 2, 2014

Geriatric Tune-up

Wiping someone's ass while performing a blow job.

Bob is so fucking old that when I'm blowing him, I have to wipe his ass too. And vice-versa. I have to give Bob his 2K mile Geriatric Tune-up tonight.

by Chanabellewilde April 29, 2015

fresh tuna

when a thot bitch named Sofia opens up her legs and a strange aroma come out. It's the smell of fresh tuna, like the hoe hasn't washed her pussy in 8 years.

sofia opened her legs and i could smell the sea..... YALL ITS FRESH TUNA

by trapmami October 20, 2015