Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

Amazonian fire Stick

When you run out of lubricant, so you use Vics Vapor Rub to masturbate instead.

Dude, you have to try giving yourself an Amazonian Fire stick, you have a really clear head when doing the deep inhales at spasm time, mega oxygen overload to the brain.

by Deadpools Poodle January 20, 2020

steak fire

When you're pan frying a steak at 11 p.m. and set off the whole building's fire alarm.

"A steak fire? Who cooks a steak at 11 p.m.?" - Pissed firefighter dispatched to the scene.

by billgatesthe3rd May 6, 2020

Fire

Used as a verb, when someone angrily or aggressively yells at, screams on or insults you as if their mouth were a gun and their words were bullets. The leading cause of arguments turning into physical altercations especially in public.

"We fired shots at each other back and forth on mixtapes but when I saw him at the mall suddenly it was just music."

"The waitress at Red Lobster smiled at me and my girl just started firing on her automatically! Man I had to pull her up outta there."

"I ain't for the games today bo, I'ma fire on the first person who even look at me stupid!"

by 100G Dre*Ski July 13, 2019

Fire Island Lunchbox

When a gay male pisses and ejaculates into his partners asshole. The mixture is cured for 48 hours then shat out onto a hotdog bun. This is then eaten by both beachside.

Garrett seems to really enjoy the lunch he packed into Ronaldos Fire Island lunchbox.

by Jesse Millpage March 29, 2024

The ring of fire

When you're spicing it up in the bedroom and get a blowjob from a girl who's just eaten spicy food.

After a drunken wing night, me and the missus went back to the bedroom and I accidently got put through the ring of fire.

by Victory Gin October 3, 2019

Morrison Fires

The name that the radical left wing tried to market the 2019-2020 Australian bushfires. This is not the official name and never was or has been.

The name originated from Reddit r/australia, a notoriously left wing forum where facts are often ignored.

Did you see the reddit post about the mom wanting to call this bushfire season the Morrison Fires? Yeah me too, what a bunch of fucking brain dead morons.

by FactualPolitics January 8, 2020