half time flush

The act of flushing the toilet halfway through your business, usually done as an act of caution to avoid clogging when using gratuitous amounts of toilet paper.

"Dude, i just took a shit in your toilet and it overflowed..."

"Aw mate, take a half time flush next time if it's messy."

by K Scott December 23, 2011

McDonald's Time Machine

A certain period of time where a skinny and healthy person ignores all their sense of hygiene and become extremely obese and develop certain health problems.

Can also be a healthy person who actually goes into a McDonald's and eats there because when they walk out they have increased their risks of being unhealthy significantly.

Kaitlyn and Elliott used to be extremely athletic and healthy until they traveled through the McDonald's Time Machine and gained a combined 250 pounds and both developed heart disease and diabetes.

by akararules July 6, 2010

a quarter mile at a time

The act of living life in the moment. Focusing only on the next strech of road, or next milestone

Quote from the character Dom Torreto from "Fast and the Furious"

"I live my life a quarter mile at a time, nothing else matters. Not the mortgage, not the store, not the team and all their bullshit. For those ten seconds or less.... I'm free"

by Rebyellion April 24, 2008

Two Timing Whore

Specifically referring to the female cheating with other men at the same time she claims commitment to another.

That two timing whore was fucking her X old man while we were together.

by tim October 30, 2007

BAD TIMING B.T

bad timing is saying men general fuckry such as but not limited aggressive rude disrespectful unhealthy behaviors and sexual displays (ie cat calling flirting etc)

"yo raj tmrw we finna be on straight BAD TIMING B.T" "aight bet"

by BT 24/7 September 6, 2022

puerto rican time

The timing system puerto ricans use for anything. Usually it's 30 mins to 3 hours after you need them to be there.

"Jose you're late for your appointment!" "im on puerto rican time mang"

by jo jo bob April 26, 2014

Next time, Gadget!

When a villain is defeated, but not captured/killed, and subsequently escapes. Named after Doctor Claw's phrase whenever he was beaten by Inspector Gadget: "Next time, Gadget! Next time!"

"The villain isn't really dead, this is a 'Next time, Gadget!' situation'.

by Kraas June 19, 2009