Second Hand Horniness

When you get horny from hearing of someone else's sexual interactions

I got Second Hand Horniness when hearing about Jacob's girlfriend

by Corina Corina March 24, 2021

second hand drinking

when a sober person pretends to be drunk or acts stupid among drunk people

is that guy drunk?
no, it's just second hand drinking

by slashthenoob May 8, 2010

Bisexual With My Hands

When a person is able to use one hand to perform certain tasks but favors their other hand to perform others. Those who identify as bisexual with their hands are neither right or left handed though they do not qualify as ambidextrous as they aren’t comfortable using either hand to perform a task.

Person: “Woah! You’re a lefty?!”
Me: “Actually, I’m bisexual with my hands meaning I might write with my left hand but my comfort level using my left hand to perform other tasks varies”

by prince family paper September 26, 2019

Masturbating with pruned hands

The Old Regular

After 30 minutes in the community pool I gave myself The Old Regular

Masturbating with pruned handswhen you rub one out with pruned hands and it feels like an old man is jerking you off!

by KILLS4FUN420 July 20, 2019

Chicken in your hand

The act of masturbating.

(Manager calls employee early in the morning) "You want to come in to work on this project today?" (Voice on the other end of the line sounds low and sexy) "You sound like you have your chicken in your hand!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"

by MassBoss July 30, 2013

left hand texting

When in the middle of a texting conversation one person’s correspondence gets slow due to masterbating with the dominant, or right, hand and thus only being left to text responses with the non-dominate, or left, hand.

Tony: “Why so slow the the responses?”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”

by NaughtyTwin October 22, 2017

Hand Prop Job

The act of giving a Hand Job to someone while acting as a prop, part of a theatrical set.

You go stand on the stage and pretend you're a tree, and I'll come give you a Hand Prop Job.

by Masked Evader November 4, 2019