Simp

Twitch.tv/Stirfryrai

2Million years ago humans came on this earth to be on this planet named earth fast foward to when we start counting years we are in 2020 and this man parents named him Ryan which means his also a human = he breathes since he must to survive meaning if he breathes he a simp Twitch.tv/Stirfryrai

by Yowuuuuuba May 23, 2020

simp

rob

rob is a simp

by bagaman May 23, 2020

Simp

Mattew

Matt is a simp

by Baseballguy230 May 23, 2020

King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.

Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).

by HoldItDownForTheTown May 23, 2020

Simp

An acronym for...
1. Shallow insecure materialist pervert
2. Shrek is my prince
3. Stop, I might puke

Person 1: Hey simp!
Person 2: oh no.

by Skatershoes May 24, 2020

simp

Basically iDubbbz in a nutshell

wow dude, iDubbbz is a simp? no fucking way

by Jackeryz May 24, 2020

Simp

A guy who puts dishwashers before bros. He puts all his effort into a lady and he gets nothing in return from her; an acronym for Someone Idolising for Mediocre Pussy.

Nigel: I sent her $5,000 dollars to her webpage, I bought her a car, a house, and I spent my money on her on vacations and we aren’t still even dating yet! I’m going to simp harder by stealing my parents’ credit cards.

by Urfluff May 24, 2020