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Vegemite Sandwich

A threesome instigated by a woman of colour who is then "spread and bread" between two white males.
"Yo! Vanilla. You and your white arse cracker friend wanna be the bread to my yeasty black spread? Whooo we going to make us a Vegemite Sandwich."
by Angusmypattie February 28, 2024
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eating a sandwich

"Hey, what are you eating for lunch?"
"Today for lunch, I'm eating a sandwich."
by noahnknows March 14, 2024
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Match sandwich

An even in which a player masturbates just before leaving for a sporting event and does so again just after coming back.
Person 1: How did you feel about your performance today?

Person 2: Amazing, the first half of my match sandwich made me feel so refreshed, now time to complete the second half.
by JaMicah Jamison March 27, 2024
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Vida Sandwich

Getting punched with love, compassion and kindness to the highest degree.. and if you fuck around you will find out!! Fuck that bitch Ashley cuz she a stank hoe anyway that don’t know how to love ANYBODY let alone herself!!
Damn, I’m gonna have to give her a Vida sandwich!!
by Crunchy Black bitch March 30, 2024
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Slippery chicken sandwich

A threesome with 2 men and 1 woman with the woman being in the middle whilst lathered in Franks Red Hot Sauce.
Yea bro, that slippery chicken sandwich with Lisa made me piss spicy pee.
by Willydue July 7, 2022
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Two sandwiches and a nap

What happens just before you decide to get clean and sober.
Dude you are spun the fuck out. Eat a Two sandwiches and a nap. Then you should think about going to rehab.
by MURPHY45INC July 18, 2022
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