Piss Pilot

The act of directing another persons piss.

Commonly by aiming their penis.

"I was so drunk last night I needed my GF to piss pilot for me"

by egroeG araT January 15, 2014

tramp pissed

To be shit faced drunk to a degree that is usually reserved for the homeless community.

This is traditionally done on the cheapest nastiest alcoholic beverage available at any given time.

Guy 1: dude I've had such a shit day, wanna grab a few beers

Guy 2: I'm broke man, let's go the the off license, get some cheap shit and get tramp pissed

by w3z010 May 11, 2014

Perfect Piss

1) A pee that takes more than 20 seconds.

2) A pee that is not yellow....it's pretty much transparent.

3) A pee that you've held in for so long that when you finally pee you wanna die because it felt soooo good.

4) A piss that's, well, perfect.

Guy in the bathroom-Fuck yeah!
Guy outside of bathroom-What?
Guy in the bathroom-I got a fuckin' Perfect Piss!
Guy outside of bathroom-Is it still going?
Guy in bathroom-Hell yeah! And it's transparent!
Guy outside of bathroom-Well, alright!!!
Guy in bathroom-I know! And I've been holding it in for sooooo long, too!

^Bam. Definition of a perfect piss, right there^

by king of the porcelain throne May 16, 2014

piss

1. Pee
2. Way to express anger

1. Hold on, I need to take a piss.
2. Man: Hey where's my Gameboy?
Other man: Ummm... I dropped it in the toilet.
Man: Piss!

by Danny Tourettes Guy July 6, 2014

piss thistle

Piss thistle; the unexpected attacking from under-growth when you go for an alfresco pee

"Snuck off for a cheeky leak, piss thistles everywhere!"

by gockaboodle July 23, 2014

power-piss

Any potent 'falling down juice', especially those with a combined high alcohol and high caffeine content . E.g. Dragon Soop, Buckfast Tonic Wine, Mekong whiskey + Thai Red Bull in a plastic bucket.

Everything was going fine until I got onto the power-piss, then I knocked over the buffet, fell into the cake and made the bride cry.

by Good Ol Jasper September 26, 2014

piss-yips

A periodic inability to initiate urination, despite the need and opportunity to do so.

There's something about the toilets at work that gives me the piss-yips.

by tvrbird October 9, 2014