Boner on top

A sex position where the male sits on top of the woman while she's lying down, faces away from the woman, and bounces up and down on nothing (while he has a boner)
Bro I totally did boner on top with your mom last night
by Harvey bonerstein July 20, 2021
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Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.
Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.
by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024
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Top Rop

Top Rop refers to the ability for an employee of a startup to uplevel a machine learning model and improve SHAP value output while maintaining extreme poise and immaculate posture.
Wow, did you see how she Top Ropped this sprint, that will definitely improve our CSAT and NPS while launching a mind blowing experience.
by app12345 June 25, 2021
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Top dawg savage cunt

A person that uses the best quotes from memes but uses them in the way that will tear your pure soul to shreds and make you feel as though you have no words to come back and defend yourself with.
Fuck ya chicken strips diggity dawg” replied the Top Dawg Savage Cunt
by Snails Tails November 23, 2019
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Something totally crazy or absurd
Thinking the government can give us everything for free is like collecting Captain Crunch Glock box top coupons
by Keepingitreal4u May 25, 2021
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choc-top

when you do anal and you pull you dick out and half of it is covered in poo
fuck mate the choc-top she gave me was shit
by p3rs0nality November 13, 2019
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CHOC-TOP

when engaging in anal sex the man pulls his penis out with shit on the tip and puts it in the females mouth
by verybickboy November 01, 2018
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