mays demise

An asswhole on halo

Mays demise is an asshole because he is shotgun ninja

by Cogyboy April 20, 2018

May 11th

May 11th, National date day. On May 11th, take your friend, bf/gf, crush, or teacher on a date

Ex. You: hey its May 11th let's date
Your date: OMLL YESS AND CUDDLES AFTER??

by 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 CoZen May 10, 2024

Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs

How you claim something eternally using dibs. If you say or write it wrong, someone can get the chance to eternally claim it before you correct yourself. Nothing beats this, and whatever you eternally claim is your's. Unless your friend is a sore loser.

"Hey, I want that!"
"Mother-May-I-Super-Sunday-Sandwich-Eternus-Dibs!"
"Damn it."

by Loafofstalebread June 29, 2024

Emmie-may

This girl has really pretty eyes but I can’t never see what’s behind there, she’s also really annoying and doesn’t appreciate facts about Charlie and the chocolate factory or shitty Facebook market place facts but at the end of the day that’s okay because I’m conclusion she’s a faggot I bet you were excited to see what I wrote and now is disappointed

Emmie-may wants drink Cause she’s bored

by Secret faggot number 2 November 21, 2021

May 3rd

National Blawg day. Have intimate relations with your best Blawg

“Yo it’s May 3rd, blawg day” “really? Looks like I gotta go make out with blawg”

by Therealalphamale666 May 2, 2024

May 14

May 14 is propose to your girlfriend day. If your name is Alex, Elie, or Jack you have to propose to your girlfriend right now.

Jack: hey isn’t today May 14 you should ask sara to marry you today

Elie: You’re right ! I’m gonna go do that right now 💍

by toesuckingbutthole May 13, 2024

may 24

if you have birthday this day, you are a god. if you have birthday, you can grab all your females friends. you can grab them at the pussy, ass, boobs, head and the whole body!! so CONGRATS

Teacher: who has birthday today (date: may 24)?
Student: i have
Teacher: CONGRATS! now every girl, stand in line so the birthday boy can grab you all by the pussy. Including me.
Student: ohhhh yeaah!
2 min later, there was a orgie with 12 female student, 1 Teacher and 1 birthday boy.

the birthday boy also gave them all finger, head, licking and he got ALOT of blowjobs!

by The MC Legend April 14, 2019