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Sheeney Man

Old school name for the local junk man that would drive through the neighborhood picking up stuff to salvage.
If you don't take care of that, I'm going to put it out for the sheeney man to take.
by Customguy July 20, 2009
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tall man- short man

The strategy women employ to divide men. They pump up the tall guy's ego in front of the small guy by implying that, by virtue of being tall, he has a big penis. The short man, intimidated by being towered over already and degraded by the woman's implication that he has a small penis, then ignores and hates anyone taller than him, and becomes a groveling, jealousy-filled woman worshiper, never realizing that tall guys are usually nice and genuinely like to see the short guys look up at them.
Tall man- short man At a fast food restaurant, almost every transaction...

Short man to tall cashier: One small soda.

Short man's woman: They have a bigger size!

Short man, dejected: I'll take the large one, then. *SIGH*
by ladeeda777 August 22, 2011
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Pee Man

a dude who gets all drunk, then pisses everywhere known to man
im so mad he just pissed on my couch what a pee man
by b-dawg189 July 31, 2006
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man dangle

The male genitalia. AKA cock, dick, rod, unit, shaft, the general, purple headed yogurt shooter, and penis.
Her eyes widened when she saw the bulge created by his man dangle.
by Occasus April 22, 2006
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man shot

kinda like body shots, but since pain it involved its manly
procedure:
1. put salt on hand
2. get lime and tequilla ready
3. convince yourself that its a good idea
4. let the cheers of onlookers boost your confidence
painful part time
5. snort the salt
6. squeeze lime into your eye
7. have a "friend" punch you in the face

its painful yet fun
Billy: Hey lets do body shots
Bob: um... we only have guys here
Billy: THEN LETS DO MAN SHOTS!!!
by pharmacist July 29, 2008
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ahh man

When dissapointment takes you by surprise.
Upon finding a parking ticket "Ahh man, that shit faced cat cunt gave me a ticket"
by Sir Villhelm November 9, 2006
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mans transaction

It's when a man forgets to pull out.
I did a "Mans Transaction" in to my wife this morning.
by Bjacked16 March 14, 2019
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