Gay

Tennis players

*sees tennis players*
Friend 1- Imagine how it would feel to be that gay.
Friend 2- I swear I just saw James Charles.

by Peyton ur mom toler March 7, 2020

Gay

A bitch ass gay motherfucker that likes boys cocks.

"John is so gay"

by NotGayJohn March 6, 2018

Alpha Gay

A particularly demanding and often trendsetting member of a Gay Posse. The other members may acknowledge this person's status of leader within the group, or it may be used derisively behind their back.

Karen just got THE call from her Alpha Gay... I guess she'll be heading to his party now.

Caleb is clearly the Alpha Gay of that little group. He seems to decide what the current "IT" coktail is and he is typically the host of their parties.

by ty bachus August 12, 2007

Gay-bate

A debate on who the biggest queer between straight friends.

Douchebag Brad and D-man gay-bate via email all day long. Example:
Brad "You know how I know your gay? You like hot man juice on your face."
D-man "You know how I know your gay? Cuz you shave your nuts and masturbate with a banana."

by Matt the Moose November 16, 2006

Gay Box

When a human being displays tendencies similar to how a box with pictures of an interracial man on man orgy would (if it was granted life via gypsy tears, or covered in semen and struck by lightning)

"Is Lamont gyrating his tally whacker whilst gazing longingly into the horizon? What a Gay Box!"

by Gord Mclitteman December 15, 2011

master of gay

One who has reached the maximum amount of gay possible.

Hey did you see James? He's such a master of gay!

by IAmAJewAndIAmProud March 16, 2016

Gay Scale

A scale of how gay someone is. A gay scale may look like this:

Straight/Heterosexual--Heteroflexible--Bi/Bisexual--Homoflexible/Lesbisexual--Gay/Homosexual/Lesbian

Shirly: How gay am I?
Carolyn: What do you mean?
Shirly: IDK. Just use the gay scale.
Carolyn: You're Lesbiflexible!

by arianne! August 18, 2010