fat crispy

Definition:
The deuce a.k.a. The coffee kids a.k.a. The fat load a.k.a. The jeffersons a.k.a. A turd

Background:
A particularly vile, stringy, and bulbous turd was found residing in a house toilet. It was referred to as 'the fat crispy' in what was a swift burst of genius by Neil.

"Man that taco bell isn't sitting right. I think i gotta drop the fat crispy"

fat crispy by Neil Sarkar October 12, 2004

Fat Cream 

A unique type of Hydrocortisone Cream that is used to diminish stretch marks and "fat role" marks on ones stomach.

Dammit, Chris. I don't want to see you rub your fat cream all over your fat roles.

Fat Cream by Chip Vorlicek October 11, 2008

Fat apple scrapple 

Junk in the trunk. Baby got back.

Jamie's got that fat apple scrapple. Girl's lookin good.

Fat apple scrapple by Jwar5057 November 24, 2009

fat boy syndrome 

When all of your pictures on online dating sites do not indicate your actual girth and you say "Oh, my only disappointment is I am a husky guy" or something to that effect. This progresses into you taking out your insecurities on possible dating options and attempting to be far more sexual through mediums like the internet or texting, then you actually are in real life to overcompensate. This also leads to you not even allowing the process to progress anywhere because you are so use to people not giving you a chance because of your past rejection, presumably due to how you look. Defensiveness and oversensitivity ensues.

(see also: fat girl syndrome)

A guy I met at the bar from a dating site that totally had fat boy syndrome.

fat boy syndrome by clavicle8 May 25, 2011

fat sucker 

There is no way of knowing, in which direction we are going..

You "knowing" of a fat sucker.

I was on a island and have no food, get the fat sucker out so i can eat bits of me

fat sucker by gggxxx May 21, 2015

fat people shoes

Pair of shoes worn out on the outer sides. Do to weight being carried.

If other then sneakers, shoe will rest on side rather then flat on sole.

Weight of individual can be determine depending on the tilt of shoe.

Wow, size 16 in that dressing room. I can tell by the fat people shoes.

fat people shoes by Luvmyfamily September 10, 2016

Fat furry snake 

Long for ffs. 😂

Your an ffs

What?!
Your a fat furry snake😂😂

Fat furry snake by FATFURRYSNAKE January 20, 2019