douche

French for shower.

J'ai besoin de la douche. (I need a shower.)

by pdi July 13, 2009

Douche Canoe

Douche canoe describes the personality of draco malfoy from the harry potter series. Douche canoe is basically an obnoxious and weird person.

Hey! Can you not be a douche canoe?

by SonaIsGold June 6, 2021

Douche Nozzle

Another name for a vape, especially as it emits an obnoxious cloud of smelly vapor.

“Wow, look at that dude’s huge douche nozzle. What a douche.”

by forestpheebs February 21, 2019

douche twinkie

Any Male who is considered an ass hole, bastard, little bitch, or just a flat out douche bag only bigger.

I really can't stand John. He is a real douche Twinkie.

by thedopefairy November 24, 2014

Douche of Bros

A Douch of Bros is the collective noun for a group of Bros. The Bros association with douchery as a result of an aggregate of bloated egos probably led to the term “Douche”.

A douche of bros was spotted at the local pizza parlor after the Phish concert.

by Pixylicious February 1, 2024

soul douche

a complete douching of a black soul

"dude!! you're so nasty from within, you need a soul douche!!"
soul douche exorcise

by EG67 October 30, 2012

douche knower

that piece of shit that thinks hes better than you for knowing what a douche is

is a douche a fruit
no its not
ok you douche knower

what is a douche knower

its you dickhead

by the_douche_knower February 1, 2025