BUM CHUFFER

A person who does explosive farts which regularly result in shity pants.

Marcus the bum chuffer has shit himself again

That bum chuffer needs to carry spare pants

by Entry level July 29, 2024

bum rump

An act of brotherly love involving two fraternity brothers seeking true brotherhood. One brother grabs hold of the other's bum and proceeds to "rump it".

Hey did you hear about the U of A SAEdogs?

Yeah I heard they switched their focus to bum rumping.

by Brotherhood and Philanthropy February 16, 2016

bum creame

Creame for your bum

You need to use some bum creame your ass stinks

by princess_harry April 19, 2021

bum-scuffer

a person that looks like a bum and/or bums off other people.

dude can you buy my lunch?
- No you bum-scuffer! buy it yourself.

by t-mackle December 09, 2010

salad bum

when you shove a cucumber or carrot or other salad item up the rectum

Steve : youll never guess what i did last night

Raol : salad bum again?

Steve : yep, yummy

by LewisJepson September 20, 2010

peach bum

A name describing someone who is easy to bully and tease. The term peach bum refers to the fact that peaches bruise easily, just like the ego (and bum) of the person being teased.

Testa: How am I a peach bum?

Kerra: You're very easy to tease.
Testa: That would be funny if that was true.

by testateaser August 18, 2020

Bum the hamster

To catch the end of your penis in the zip of your trousers.

I’ve started wearing button fly jeans now. Every time I do up a zip I seem to bum the hamster. It kills the end of my todger and hurts like heck trying to get it back out again!

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019