A failed 2011 slogan created for Marie Stopes International by comedy music band The Midnight Beast, promoted with a catchy music video. 'One up the bum and it's no harm done, one up the bum and you won't be a mum."
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
Not reliable advice as there is a risk of "splash conception" (where semen is spilled into the vagina from the anus) and the risk of a sexually transmitted infection is as high or substantially higher compared to any other sexual act.
Enjoy your AIDS.
"One up the fanny and your mum's a granny" so instead you try kinky bum sex, hoping to avoid pregnancy?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
The "one up the bum, no harm done" assumption is not a good idea. Where do you think lawyers come from?
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Get the bum-scuffer mug.The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.
The bum battle
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
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Get the Bum Wad mug.It'd be like the guy that offers to come play guitar at your house if you smoke him out. Makes posts every day about sober living and staying strong even though you know he's doing none of that.
I sealed today's date in this envelope two weeks ago and sure enough, Andy called out 'sick'. At least be up front about it and don't fuck other people over with your fuckin bum assery.
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Get the sophie's bum mug.Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.
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