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Crazy Bum Bum

You Stick your ass on a man that’s name starts with an A S H T O N
I just gave Ashton a Crazy BUM BUM
by Re re kid84 August 2, 2021
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Bum-Stalker

Somebody that has an (often perverted)extremely strong crush on them.
"I fucking bum-stalker, Mark!"
"You are totally bum-stalking Katie!"
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Bum cum

BUM CUM:

Bum cum is a fancy delicacy originating from Canada. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1: Prepare a batter consisting of male sperm (preferably sperm with an STD because it increases the flavor)

Step 2: Season the batter with smegma if you want a more cheesy flavor and period blood if you like a more sweet, irony flavor (you can also use both but it is optional).

Step: 3 Chill for 45 minutes or until ready (you'll know it's ready if it becomes crusty on the top).

Step: 4 Now here is where the “bum” part comes in. You're going to want to shove the batter up your bum and let it sit and marinate in there for 20-30 minutes (you might have mild uncomforts and may develop hemorrhoids but trust me, it's worth it).

Step: 5 Now you're going to want to take that batter and bake it for 24 hours.

Step: 6 Enjoy!
"Oh wow, thats some scrumptious bum cum Jhon!"
by lethargic squirrel August 21, 2021
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Gangster Bum

A Gangster/intimidating guy which begs for money or cigarettes. A ride or to barrow your cellphone.
A guy who looks like hes a gangster but he is also a homeless gangster. So he really reps the streets.
A thugbum who gets mad when you dont give him change etc...
That loser gangster bum at the grocery store was outside looking for cigarette butts and asking for quarters again. When will he learn that being a Gangster Bum is no way to go through life.. he will surely end up in prison.
by TruePoweR22 May 31, 2014
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Bum Coat

The warmth you feel after drinking liquor.
“It sure is cold out here.”

“Yeah, I had a couple shot a bit ago. I’ve got my bum coat keeping me warm!”
by KingOfKings1720 August 18, 2022
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big telly pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
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