Simp

A simple or foolish person. Totally subservient to any alpha figure around, this can always be said of a simp with a significant other. A simpleton. A sheep to the system.

Matt is and always will be a simp, if he doesn't grow a pair.

by InDepthWebster September 21, 2020

simp

a simp is a man who will be willing to do anything for a woman.

“ lee do you want to come out”

“ no i’m going to go do horse riding with millie”
“ lee winder your such a simp!”

by ahokthenboomer July 9, 2020

Simp

Pussy ass nigga who puts a trifling hoe before the bro’s. Commonly associated with the name hunter.

that Boy hunter a simp

by TheBoys420 February 25, 2020

Simp

Short for simpleton

He is such a simp.

by Mz Gigglezzzz March 6, 2020

Simp Math

Coined by Coach Greg Adams: - Excuses and Explanations by blue pill gumps, trying to defend matriarchy against factual statistics. It usually entails mental gymnastics and arithmetic to discount specific elements of statistics in order to prove a false, larger point that nothing untoward is going on.

Ramsey: The factual statistic is that 52% of marriages end in divorce. But, if you take out single mothers, people over 22, high school marriages, people with degrees, people earning less than $50,000, people who attend a house of worship, people who aren't from a divorced background; about 90% of marriages DO WORK.

CGA: that's Simp Math. you gump.

by LTG Covenant April 16, 2024

Simp

Mario

Mario is such a simp, omg

Mario is a simp for C and he doesn't even admit it.

by KillerBee2542 November 23, 2021

NO SIMP DECEMBER

yes it’s a things, no “talking” to anyone. allowed to call people “hit,cute”. NO SIMPING. If you make it all of December without a boyfriend/girlfriend or any talking stages that probably failed u win.

“Maybe I should get his snap”

“No simp december”

by #ilovecarmelmacchiatos December 11, 2021