Fat Guy Weather

The thermodynamic equilibrium, as average kinetic energy, in the Fahrenheit scale, at which a 250 lb. man can walk one average city block, at the quick pace while producing no observable sweat. This occurs during the colder months in the Northern Hemisphere from September through May. Summer months may produce this effect if the average daily temperature is at or below 68°F.

girl: Wow! It's cold outside today. It only got up to 52°.
fat guy: Awww, ya gotta love Fat Guy Weather. I only need to shower once today.
(Two fat guys then high five each other.)

by walrus0115 December 12, 2010

Fat Cal Ripken

A euphemism for a long-lasting erection which is at once peculiarly enjoyable for the woman or man receiving it and mildly to moderately painful to the man with the Iron Man of stiffies. While sometimes caused by ED (erectile disfunction) medications, this may occur naturally as no long-term studies (or concrete, investigational reporting) has determined this cannot develop and sustain on i's own.

Dude, I had a Fat Cal Ripken with her last night. I was all up in that from closing time till dawn.

by HomeyJ913 October 19, 2010

fat headed beaver

Is someone who has facial features that resemble a beaver, i.e. preferably buck teeth and beady eyes.
Oh yeah and has an abnormally large head.

Mate you need to sort out your image u look like a fat headed beaver.

by Ringsting February 28, 2008

Fat juicy worm

Another word for a big fat dick

I got a Fat Juicy Worm

by CrypticDiamond December 6, 2016

Christian Fat Kid

the last person to get picked

Team Captain 1: I want Amber
Team Captain 2: I want Alex
Team Captain 1: I want Daniel
Team Captain 2: Fuck now I'm stuck with the christian fat kid

by ImNoService July 13, 2017

fat tub of lard

Man named micheal and is usually super big like a tub of fat

Look at that fat tub of lard

by Hshdhebr October 1, 2017

fat ex girlfriend

The big fat Dyke thats calls herself thick but it's just fat & that's she can beat ur ass just because of her weight says she's 160 but we all know the truth, she's also the crazy ex that's won't get over you or out of your life. Basically the worst possible person you could know.

My fat ex girlfriend keeps hitting me up

by Bhadbb May 4, 2018