Small Tit Disorder

Better known as a STD. This is a very real disorder affecting some people in their daily lives. Makes some women’s tits almost non existent besides the nipple.
Olivia: Omg! I figured out that I have a STD!!
Annalise: No way! I’m suffering from a small tit disorder too! Twinsies!
by coolkiddo August 06, 2019
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When In Doubt...Tits

When you don't know the answer to a question or command you reply with tits.

To end a conversation awkwardly.
Jack: "Hey John what time is it?"
John: "Uh..."
John: "Tits!"
Jack: "Haha When in doubt...Tits my friend!"
by Pat G Lax July 09, 2010
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Dollar Store Tits

A moniker most often used in reference to botched or unsatisfactory breast implants.
Man 1: "Yo did you see the Dollar Store Tits on her?"
Man 2: "Yeah, it definitely looked like a lot of cheap plastic!"
by HadToBeSaid June 22, 2012
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sugar tits

when your a fat ass jon smith and ur tits look like they weigh more than an artic beluga
jon smith sugar tits
by obama obama1 February 03, 2009
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low-rider tits

a chicks whose tits are sooo saggy they're like a lowrider
dude! u need to tune into channel 9 now! theres this chick with the biggest low-rider tits on body work! They should make that set defect or something!
by The aussy Don September 08, 2005
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Small Tit Energy

Female equivalent of “Small Dick Energy”, Small Tit Energy is a phrase used to describe females with a sense of entitlement and extreme cockiness, who overcompensate their lack of successes with tendencies of egomania, selfishness, arrogance, and disrespect- with their behaviours typically supported by traits of toxic femininity and Incel-like behaviour.

Opposite to “Big Tit Energy”, a female with Small Tit Energy can simply be described as unbearable, bigoted, dishonest, hypocritical, obnoxious, and displeasing.

Females who have Small Tit Energy are usually “Pick Me’s”, “Incels/Femcels”, sexist feminists (Feminazi’s/misandrists), radical liberals/right-wingers, or simply put: selfish, spoiled brats and bullies.
Person #1: I’m not like most girls; I’m a true, modest and feminine figure. I actually have respect for myself and don’t prance around in a bra like a slut because I actually know my worth!
Person #2: Small Tit Energy.

Person #1: If I want sex, then I should get it! My wants over your comfort! Men need to give me what I want! If he can’t please me, he ain’t shit!
Person #2: Small Tit Energy.

Person #1: I’m a feminist that believes men shouldn’t be given equal rights! I have a vagina, and if you have no uterus, then you have no opinion!
Person #2: Small Tit Energy.

Person #1: It doesn’t matter if I struck first, boys shouldn’t hit girls! He deserved it for not buying exactly what I wanted!
Person #2: Small Tit Energy.

Person #1: I’m opposed to harassment, but if you do something I don’t like, whether it be something you said, did, or even something you wear, then I have the right to harass you! Know your place!
Person #2: Small Tit Energy.
by Myusernameisyourusername April 28, 2021
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Tit to Clit Ratio

The distance between one's breasts and pubic region. An individual who is short-waisted would be described as having a small or low tit to clit (t to c) ratio.
Marilyn: She really shouldn't tuck in her shirts and wear belts. I mean ... there's like nothing between her boobs and her legs and that just makes it worse. She looks like a giraffe.
Diego: Poor thing. She's got a really low Tit to Clit Ratio. Not very attractive.
Gus: Whatever ... I still think she's hot.
by ulysses January 05, 2006
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