LONG John Silver's

Is food from a weird place...well, not real food, but processed, what da hell, is good anyways.

Sara loves it LONG...John Silver's

by Florencia November 24, 2003

John Kerry

Noun. Just like George Bus, see IDIOT.

John Kerry is a fuckin' idiot.

by #4 August 18, 2006

john patrick amadori

the HOTTEST man actor alive!! Teenage version of ashton kutcher in butterfly effect- also stars in a Coca-cola commercial.. so hott! Is marrying a Nicole who he is in love with!!

"john patrick amadori and nicole are the cutest couple ever! they should get married!"

by i_heart_jpa February 19, 2005

John Holmes Huge

A reference to having or believing "you" have a large penis.

Damn! He's John Holmes huge!
Man, you only wish you were John Holmes huge. You're more like a tootsie roll.

by Little JB July 20, 2008

The John Cooper School

A private school in The Woodlands, TX. Students are given outrageous amounts of homework, expected to follow an unattractive dress code, and also to follow several inconvenient and sometimes unnecessary rules.Tuition is very high, and scholarships are difficult as well as general admission tests (although several students clearly bribed their way to admission). A large percentage of students have been brainwashed into believing going to the same school with the same 50-100 classmates per grade for up to 14 years and having no life outside of school is really, really fun.

Student A: I love going to The John Cooper School!

Student B: Yeah, me too! I just love having my computer monitored and getting Saturday detentions for not tucking my shirt in. I also love it when my backpack falls on the floor and I have to go to detention again because the hallway isn't clear.

by manateeshoppingspree December 16, 2011

John Parker Wilson

Former QB for the University of Alabama during the 2005-2008 seasons; A term often used to describe a...less than remarkable...quarterback. He, somehow, holds every significant passing record in Alabama school history--3 years as a starting player will do that to you (i guess). He signed with the Falcons as a free agent after going undrafted in the 2009 NFL Draft on April 28th.

*Disclaimer* To his credit, he showed a lot of improvement his senior year. However, he was certainly never above average. Not to mention hes a total douche.

"John Parker Wilson's pass to ___________, incomplete." -Announcer

by Two Drink Minimum July 9, 2009

Long John Snickers

An alcoholic beverage, served mostly at formal parties

1 part long island iced tea mix
1 part captain morgan original spiced rum
1 part snickers candy bars

Dude i had a Long John Snickers last night, it fucked me up.

by Derkalerk November 23, 2006