Double Take

When you take the biggest shit so you wipe your bum off but then you don’t think that the shit is gone so you do a double take wiping.

John: Dude I just took a massive shit so I clogged your toilet doing a double take!
Luke: what did you say?

by pogpoghoghogjdk January 15, 2021

Take a sue

To politely excuse yourself when you need to take a stinky number 2. Typically said when you feel the bubbly guts after drinking too much coffee.

Please excuse me. I need to take a sue.

by SCHLAMit November 03, 2020

Taking up legs

The equivalent of walking somewhere

Rhiann: what's happening this evening then?
Josh: we're taking up legs t'spoons

by Riri53 October 20, 2017

Take a Humza

When you trip up and everyone laughs, but you get angry that people find it funny.

Did you see that Muppet take a Humza and get all angry when everyone laughed at him?

by James Dornan September 18, 2021

Take one for the Team

Also known as the "Volunteer's Dilemma". This is a social dilemma with several people involved and one must sacrifice their evolvement or reward for the benefit of the rest of the group.

I saw that guy really take one for the team. You must be close.

by animatoralligator April 09, 2022

Take Me To McDonalds

This means come and lets have some quick cheeky sex. Another "Netflix & Chill" type phrase.

Guy:"Babe im in the mood"
Girl:"Baby me too,Take Me To McDonalds"

by larasinsidejokes December 23, 2016

take me to mcdonalds

Means to have a quick and cheeky fuck somewhere readily avalible. Another "Netflix & Chill" type phrase.

Guy:"Babe im in the mood."
Girl"Baby me too, come take me to McDonalds"

by larasinsidejokes December 23, 2016