Stockton Syndrome

a more pc way of saying "slow" or "super autistic" first coined in 2020.

I think Lukas has Stockton Syndrome

by L. Dickman September 27, 2020

Duane's syndrome

An illness in which you are a total pussy and your dad smells of shit

You See him, I bet he has fucking Duane's syndrome

by Gingerjoe2000 April 22, 2017

Wethington syndrome

When you are such a psycho bitch you feel the need to destroy your fat ass boyfriends life and trap him and get insanely jealous of every female that’s near your man and you make up psychotic scenarios and ideas and put them in your boyfriends head until he threatens to shoot people.

My mans caught wethington syndrome. He’s in jail for child support and she called Statutory rape charge on him.

by THTmexicangy August 24, 2021

REM Syndrome

The knowledge of impending doom caused by the conclusion of the Mayan calendar and feeling like everything is going to be fine.

Jack: It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine.

Jim: He's suffering from REM Syndrome

by waynelouis December 21, 2012

Abu Syndrome

When a side character in a story performs brainless acts that gets the protagonist into trouble, or even in mortal danger, much like the monkey Abu in the movie "Aladdin". (Abu steals from everyone, the guards chase Aladdin and Jasmine down. Abu grabs a shining jewel in the Cave of Wonders, the cave collapses in on itself, etc.) In animated shows, this is often an animal sidekick, but does not have to be as such in all media.

God, Mushu has such Abu Syndrome. If he hadn't broken the stupid dragon and lift up that firework, things would be fine.

by Veigue August 29, 2012

palace syndrome

The state of psychological distress (or, perhaps, arrogance combined with hubris) which leads people to build huge mansions – or to knock down huge mansions in order to build even larger ones. It’s the real estate version of the desire to drive around town in a Hummer – only much, much worse in terms of wasted energy and money.

D'ya see in Forbes that story about the 40,000 square foot mansion in Florida that reached 90% completion before the owners “lost interest in the project”?

"Jah mon, that's what I call a bad case of palace syndrome".

by 360Chestnut February 3, 2012

PPFC Syndrome

PPFC Syndrome. short for Post PF Chang's Syndrome. the after effects of eating at one of said companies chain restaurant's. usually consisting of abdominal cramps and resulting in toilet trips that produce stools weighing on average 5 curex.

excuse me while i dash to the toilet. i'm suffering from PPFC Syndrome after yesterdays meal, as awesome as it was at the time...

by stakzent February 22, 2011