yer a sandwich aff a picnic

scottish slang for “you’re a sandwich short of a picnic.”

means you are dumb.

Person 1: “Bro idk how to solve this math equation..”

Person 2: “Wit? that’s heavy easy. yer a sandwich aff a picnic, mate.”

by scrotumsoldier September 6, 2023

Ice-cream Sandwich

The act of ejaculating in to ones hands and slapping a person across there faces making a ice-cream sandwich.

Yo I just ice-cream sandwiched brad.

by Stroke Me Daddy March 11, 2022

carbon sandwich

A sex act in which a woman named Esther is simultaneously fucked from the front and back.

Based upon some kinky ester groups in molecules.

Esther: last night was amazing! We made a carbon sandwich!

by DietCyanide November 8, 2018

Sandwich banger

For people who eat a bit too much so they develop a sexual interest in sandwiches

“Shut up you sandwich banger”
Or

“Jesus Christ I could throw a Molotov cocktail through your window so fast you couldn’t even finish fucking that sandwich you brain dead sandwich banger!”

by T00lbox123 August 20, 2021

Big Chicken Sandwich

The phrase loosely stands for a Bad Conduct Discharge issued from any military service.

"Airman Turd got his Big Chicken Sandwich yeasterday."

by Embuste September 17, 2007

Undie Sandwich

When your happy parts are sandwiched together by underwear.

"I'm not wearing no undie sandwich."

by Papa Picasso December 13, 2020

ham sandwich

a sandwich with ham.

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i ate a ham sandwich.

by fjask;safjkl;fajklfjk;fdjkl;df April 2, 2023