father penis

Similar to dad dick, a complete and utter dominance of one party over another.

UMBC father penised UVA in the tourney last year.

by a someewhat smart guy January 2, 2019

weird penis

When u shove your penis in a vagina and she says it feels weird and you continue thrusting then when you cum you cum powder.

His weird penis came powder in me

by Meeeeeerrrrrrrrr June 16, 2018

Penis Cart

A cart full of penises that a whore will digest.

You’re are such a penis cart

by surgarnipps69 June 21, 2018

penis cupcake

A word said by a solider from tf2 which people makes it to a meme

I AM PENIS CUPCAKE I WILL EAT U-solider

by :c boi June 26, 2018

necks penis

A huge cock ready for penetrating tight loli pussy doodoo style. Lubed up with diarrhea and loli tears, Neck's penis is primed and ready for any guy or girl who happens to come across the raw dick.

Wow, look at Necks penis! It's so big

Yeah I know. I envy those lolis who get penetrated.

by Evanbrohl July 6, 2018

Granny Penis

When a man wipes the reminence of urine off the tip of his penis with toilet paper and is left with a full head of white, resembling a grandmother’s freshly curled fro.

Yo bro! Check out Jake. He’s got some serious granny penis going on. Nice move hahah.

by Shiloh Plasterworth July 10, 2018

Penis meter

This is a measurement used for how when you want to know the depth you have in a girl.

Phillip , get me the penis meter right now.

by Penis meter July 11, 2018