Penis Man

Someone who has such a big cock

Woah look at his crouch, he is definitely the penis man

by sQUIRELL4EW May 22, 2022

penis massacre

vagina slay but aggressive towards dick

ur so gunna penis massacre

by rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh April 5, 2022

penis chocking

A sexual fetish that involves placing your penis beneath a wheel.

"Man, I have a thing for girls in wheelchairs."
"See that girl there? You should totally penis chock her."
"I agree. I really enjoy penis chocking, mmmhmm."

by Impish July 30, 2012

penis fruit

Someone who either is either looking for easy dick or trying to get easy head, but they aren’t getting it.

You are such a penis fruit.

by Killakeemstar December 18, 2017

penis rash

when you penis becomes purple like thanos

that man has a penis rash

by Elijah Rodriguez February 5, 2019

Penis in a toster

"penis in a toster" is a tern for people illegally dealing shrek nudes.

person1: yeah im a penis in a toster
person2: you're what now?
person1: *hides shrek's sexy nudes* nothing, nothing.

by glitchy_box December 2, 2021

Penis guillotine

A small guillotine with a 3" hole where the head is supposed to be. Used for making chodes.

Buy the Penis guillotine for only 2.99 free shipping and a free protector to stop blood from splatting everywhere

by Osama Bin Laden (obama bro) November 11, 2019