"Park Anywhere Lights": A humorous term for using the hazard lights—featuring a triangle-shaped symbol on the button in the center of the vehicle console—to temporarily park in restricted zones, like double yellow lines. This is often done to quickly drop someone off, run a brief errand, or deliver something, with the expectation of swiftly leaving before authorities arrive.
Frank: Alright, Lee, I’ll just drop you off here real quick.
Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!
Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!
Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?
Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!
Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.
Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.
Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.
Lee: But Frank, you can’t park here! It’s double yellow lines!
Frank: No worries, I my used "The park anywhere lights "!
Lee: LOL, I don’t think that works like that, Frank.
Police Officer: Excuse me, sir, do you realize you’re parked illegally?
Frank: Oh, sorry officer, I thought my car was overheating, so I had to pull over and put the hazards on. Seems fine now!
Police Officer: Uh-huh, well, just be careful next time.
Frank: Absolutely, officer! Thanks for head up.
Frank drives away, grinning and laughing to himself.
by Jamie Cheese November 4, 2025
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by anonymous November 19, 2020
Get the parking lot thingsmug. Located in a Northern Philadelphia suburb, refers to a section of low income housing kept in poor repair populated by white trash, amongst other varying races
I'll tell how he can afford that car-he's a drug-dealing, mullet-wearing piece of shit who lives in The Park.
by Frank January 10, 2004
Get the Park, themug. This is a place where adults can let there rodents (kids) off the leash for a 'play'. Whilst the kids are preoccupied the adult go in a bush for some hanky panky, after there done they attach the leash and say let's get some ice cream!
by cutekitty69 November 28, 2018
Get the Parkmug. At Marley Park elementary school everyone is fucking stupid and can’t walk down the motherfucking halls by themselves. At marley park elementary we like to vape in the bathroom, and snitch on each other for doing so. Don’t come to Marley motherfucking Park.
by dad brown December 4, 2018
Get the Marley Park elementary schoolmug. a place where plenty of shit goes down like gangbangin, drug dealin, killin, a place where you wouldnt want to be
by Sampson park November 23, 2021
Get the Sampson parkmug. noun; slang word used by racist asb students at Branham High School in San Jose, California. used to refer to their local park, located a street away from the high school itself.
by not a asb student from branham September 30, 2020
Get the Hebbel Parkmug.