Skip to main content

certified dead

Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.

Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"
Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.
by piet pieraat February 6, 2024
mugGet the certified deadmug.

Dead Squirrel

The act when a woman cinches up when the man is about to about to fuck her in the ass.
When I am about to pound you in the ass you cinch up like a dead squirrel.
by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025
mugGet the Dead Squirrelmug.

Dead-set turkey

Someone who acts like an idiot for laughs, all of the time, and will most likely never mature, but is otherwise harmless to fellow humans.
That mate of mine Pete throws his dog's shit straight over the neighbour's fence and into their pool, he's a dead-set turkey, honestly.
by Stool_pidgun October 16, 2023
mugGet the Dead-set turkeymug.

dead roach

When a gunner runs down the football field on a kickoff and pie plows some helpless bastard!
Jared mowed over 3 guys on that kickoff they all looked like dead roaches!
by Knite rider January 30, 2014
mugGet the dead roachmug.

Dead

Denying a female.
You seen shawty last night? She was all over you!” “ yeah but, I’m too focused on this money that bitch a dead.”

“You gotta dead these bitches they ain’t loyal”
by Fromdahood May 19, 2018
mugGet the Deadmug.

Your son is dead...

Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.
Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:

So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
mugGet the Your son is dead...mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email