Used in a context where the person is 100% out of lifes breath and not able to function as a living human being.
Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"
Also used as slay, with "slay boots the house down houston i'm diseased OR: certified dead"
Wow she got hit by a car! But she did it in style. Slay boots the house down, houston she's certified dead.
by piet pieraat February 6, 2024
Get the certified deadmug. by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025
Get the Dead Squirrelmug. Someone who acts like an idiot for laughs, all of the time, and will most likely never mature, but is otherwise harmless to fellow humans.
That mate of mine Pete throws his dog's shit straight over the neighbour's fence and into their pool, he's a dead-set turkey, honestly.
by Stool_pidgun October 16, 2023
Get the Dead-set turkeymug. by Knite rider January 30, 2014
Get the dead roachmug. by I have k!ds in my basement December 23, 2021
Get the dance till you're deadmug. Denying a female.
“You seen shawty last night? She was all over you!” “ yeah but, I’m too focused on this money that bitch a dead.”
“You gotta dead these bitches they ain’t loyal”
“You gotta dead these bitches they ain’t loyal”
by Fromdahood May 19, 2018
Get the Deadmug. Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.
Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:
So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
by Hym Iam February 3, 2025
Get the Your son is dead...mug.