Monkey Union

When a girl sits backwards atop a naked man, who subsequently pushes his erect penis into her anus. At this point, said girl bounces up and down. It is a form of anal sex, so is used primarily for the pleasure of the man.

Sarah wanted to try anal sex for the first time, and allowed Jeff to pick the type. He chose the Monkey Union. On the bed, Sarah stood up, turned around squatted, and closed her eyes as his penis entered her anus.

by ILOVEMONKEYUNION March 11, 2009

Snow monkey

A canadian

people south of the border (mexicans) are monkeys, and people north of the border (canadians) are snow monkeys

by TJ May 17, 2004

Monkey Slut

You know..that little slut that is always asking for it. Little hairy, but still worth the fifteen bucks.

Damn dude, check that 'Monkey Slut.' Only fifteen bucks!? Yeah, she's a little hairy, but still ...

by Pseudonym March 24, 2004

monkey

a crazy mutha facko apart of the RP and is a down ass ninja

wow look at monkey he's a crazy mutha facko down ass ninja!

by Anonymous June 17, 2003

Monkey Wrench

A black person definable as a tool. Scientific name: Oreo Extremus.

Colin Powell is a well educated, inspiring black man who has assumed the mantel of a monkey wrench.

by Mr. Magnum January 24, 2009

bitch monkey

a brother's desperate, ugly, and insecure girlfriend who nobody likes

She's so desperate that she stays with my brother, even though he will never marry her. No one else wants her because she is so ugly. She's known as the bitch monkey.

by princess traci May 9, 2006

Bush monkey

The name given to a someone who conceals themselves with shrubbery in unfamiliar territory, then grabs and rapes unsuspecting persons walking nearby, i.e. bush whacking

Jaque: "Carlito I'm going to go bush monkey over near Caitlyn's house, wanna come?
Carlito: "Oh yes please! I always love a good bush whacking!
*Bush monkeys near Caitlyn's house
*Caitlyn walks by
Jaque: "NOW!
*Abducts Caitlyn into nearby bush

by YEETITO January 14, 2016