flex my guns

To flex your arm muscles (especially the biceps and triceps). Generally performed to intimidate males and impress females.

The Unconventional Tzar: I once squelched an entire revolution in Pre-Soviet Russia, and all I had to do was flex my guns in the peasants' faces.

by theunconventionaltzar December 14, 2009

Redeem My Stroke

Most likely coined by the youtuber Bigg Jah. When you give a girl some trash dick and you meet up with her again to give her that new and improved good shit you been working on since the last time.

Lamantay: You should have kept this between us two
Tiffany: I'm sorry but I don't know-
Lamantay: -I can do better, give me the opportunity to redeem my stroke

by WonderAayPass December 5, 2019

Tugs at my testees

(v) When an action irritates the fuck out of you.

Do you know what really tugs at my testees?

When people leave their two pieces of junk in the overflow lot.

Godammit, Karen.

by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020

Riding my shine

To take credit for someone else's work. To steal the work of someone else and present it as your own.

She is totally riding my shine; she did none of the work but presented the project as her own to our boss.

Credit, plagiarism, counterfeiting, falsification, stealing

by errcricket March 10, 2013

my teeth itch

the feeling of your teeth actually “itching,” usually due to excessive insufflation of cocaine.

*scratches gum line* “Dude, I think it’s time to call it a night, we’ve been up doing blow for 49 hours. My teeth itch.

by occupationother February 25, 2019

Suck my toes

When u out someone’s feet in your mouth and u just lick.

Aye can u suck my toes?

by Chilepepper November 16, 2020

Frost my beard

When a man with a full beard eats a women out and her discharge covers his beard creating a frosted look.

I’d let her frost my beard.

by JPPdaddy January 7, 2022