Farting Tim

Farting Tim is a person who likes to pee in a cup on a Sunday because ur mom is ur dads uncle

Farting Tim is amazing

by Farting Tim July 17, 2021

Judas Fart

When you have to shit but trust a fart to maneuver around the turd, but it betrays you and you shit yourself.

“Dude I had to shit so bad the other day and I trusted a fart to sneak by, but it was a Judas Fart and I shit myself”….

by DadKum69 July 23, 2021

Judas Fart

A Judas Fart is when you have to shit really bad, but you trust a fart to maneuver around the turd for some relief. But instead the fart betrays you like Judas did to Jesus, and causes you to shit yourself.

“Dude I had to shit so bad and I trusted a fart to sneak by, but turns out it was a Judas Fart and I crapped myself.

by DadKum69 July 24, 2021

Pissed as a fart

probably a cardi B lyric

sean: hey can u put on cardi B
Cardi B: Pissed as a fart

by Pope Francis OnlyFans July 25, 2021

Fart sweat

The fluid formed around a sweaty asshole when a person farts in it.

"Yo i performed a rim job on someone with massive fart sweat"
"Was it bad?"
"Nah"

by HoldMyDirtyAsshole June 28, 2021

The Devious Fart

When you spread your asscheeks open, expecting it to be a fart, but it's a shit.

"My buddy Ryan got banged by The Devious Fart!"

by Oofian August 9, 2022

Fabry fart

When you’re the only one in the office, so you let out a big fart. Only to realize it was way more than “just a fart”, that soaked through your clothes and into the seat. So you have to go to the bathroom and wash your clothes, and get back to work.

Never trust a Fabry fart at work.

by Thehospitalworker November 1, 2022