fart shit

a person named fart shit
when you fart and shit at the same time

fart shit shut the fuck up

by dohgee April 30, 2021

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Titty Fart

When in missionary postion (or another where both partners meet at the chest) and a farting sound is made from compressed air between the chests of each.

"Dang it another titty fart, we should probably move"

"put your hand on your chest so we can avoid titty farting again."

by Duck Lordess May 9, 2021

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Smokey fart

It feels Smokey when it comes through the buttchreks. Like it whistles out of your butt.

Daddy, did you just make a Smokey fart?

by OGB123 July 21, 2022

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Fart Reading

Commonly used online when someone claims to be a fast reader though they often misread or misunderstanding texts, failing to even see their own misspelling. First became common lingo on 4 chan /pol/.

Anon 1: You misread and turn things into something completely different
Anon 2: I just read fast, nothing wrong with fart reading.

by Marcellus Fredrick Binesworth June 17, 2022

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The Devious Fart

When you spread your asscheeks open, expecting it to be a fart, but it's a shit.

"My buddy Ryan got banged by The Devious Fart!"

by Oofian August 9, 2022

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When you’re the only one in the office, so you let out a big fart. Only to realize it was way more than “just a fart”, that soaked through your clothes and into the seat. So you have to go to the bathroom and wash your clothes, and get back to work.

Never trust a Fabry fart at work.

by Thehospitalworker November 1, 2022

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