Boner

Boner is the act of getting erect in a excised. Usually referred in a good way but can also be bad.

Man 1: “aww man ima bout to get laid I have a huge Boner”
Man 2: “sweet”

by Supermerpman July 13, 2021

Boner on top

A sex position where the male sits on top of the woman while she's lying down, faces away from the woman, and bounces up and down on nothing (while he has a boner)

Bro I totally did boner on top with your mom last night

by Harvey bonerstein July 20, 2021

boner

when your weiner gets hard as fucking diamonds, thus causing you to die an absolutely abysmal death if your sausage slammer is big enough. its also feasible that boners can give you brain damage by slapping you in the face, again, if your penile is big enough.

farticus gets a boner whenever a midget enters the room.

by BeefBoyBalling478 November 3, 2021

boner bias

When you take a girl's side in an argument, not because she is correct but because you think she's hot and are currently trying to date/ have sex with her.

"Have you seen Sal's boner bias for Kelsey? He believes everything she says!"

by ToochMyPeenerWiener November 6, 2021

Boner Math

The act of calculating how many boners you can get/ nuts you can bust within a certain amount of time

We got 5 hours tonight? Hold up b let captain sex do some quick boner math

by Lork Banana-Larry November 14, 2021

Boner Sober

The immense clarity of life and often immediate regret one feels after blowing a load.

The feeling I got after fucking my buddies mom, can only be described as "Boner Sober".

by Titty Slapper69 November 18, 2021

boner

An enlargement and hardening of the penis. The only way to get one is to chill with the bros.

I played basketball with some friends, so obviously, as usual, we all got raging boners. My girlfriend loves b-ball day because I'm DTF afterward.

by Villeville August 11, 2021