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the bum battle

The attack of poo on the outskirts of the rectum that is so violent that you can feel the anus veins pulsing faster and faster until the bum blasts out the rumbling poo at the speed of light and the bumhole starts foaming with steam, leaving the pooer wondering whether that they just released a bubbling, mutant fart or a hard, moist poo.
The bum battle
Person 1: I just had the most awesome bum battle ever
Person 2: was it a fart or a poo
Person 1: I still not quite sure. The toilet's in a bit of a mess
by Mr Dixon May 4, 2014
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bum-scuffer

a person that looks like a bum and/or bums off other people.
dude can you buy my lunch?
- No you bum-scuffer! buy it yourself.
by t-mackle December 9, 2010
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Bum Alley

Bum Alley was Mad Classy before they became Mad Classy.

Mad Classy was not a music genre. Mad Classy was not a music venue.

Who were Mad Classy?

Sharkweek, Chango & JE

Where?
at Barcelona bar in Austin Texas back in 2008-2018 every single Sunday night.

The coolest people in Austin at the time could all be found there Sunday nights.

Mad classy took a hole in the wall venue that no one cared about and turned it into THE PLACE to be If you were a producer or artist here for SXSW.

Everyone who got to be a part of that will never forget it. It was something g really special.

Thank you Sharkweek, Chango and JE!
(Aka: Shane Cook, Jason Balle and Justin Emerson) and of course Garrett and Stahl!
Check out our first Flyer. “Why does it say Bum Alley?” Because that’s what we were going to go by and we were going to call the event Mad Classy. Mad Classy is the one that stuck.

What are you girls doing tonight?

“Mad Classy of course! Because it’s better then sex” What? Wdym? Is Mad Classy a place? “No. But you should come and just see for yourself. It’s at Barcelona on 6th and Brazos every Sunday night

Skrillex walked into Barcelona during SXSW hoping Mad Classy would let him play.

Hey, where you going? “I’m going to hang out with Mad Classy and Parson. They are at the Dumpster Rave climbing trees
by WhipperSnapper August 11, 2022
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bum

a bum, someone who does not to work. a bum is someone who lives without pay.
-kence is a bum for not paying half the rent, scump is not.

-that homeless guy is a bum.
by stinkymamacita January 1, 2019
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Bum rutting

Bro: How'd it go with Sarah last night?

Bro 2: Had some major bum rutting

*high five*
by GiantCake December 4, 2011
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Bum

A bum is someone or something with bad quality or is just bad and wrong.

Gor example, someone with the name daisean or the last name maxie is a bum.
A bum can be a snow-cone with a big block of ice or no flavor.

A bum is a chili cheese nacho with no cheese and chili.
This food stand is a bum. There’s not even any food.
by ANT1$ June 25, 2023
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bum growling

The act of releasing a mighty maelstrom from ones anus directly after performing a Canadian pancake. If performed incorrectly everyone dies.
Dude I performed a Canadian Pancake on like 6 women last night, the bum growling was lit af bro.
by Juiceboxgames October 10, 2017
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