ass douchecanoe

your little brother or sister

That ass douchecanoe went into my room.

by MMB is amazing like Tribs December 24, 2010

Ass Fax

The trail of Toilet Paper hanging from a persons waistband of their pants/trousers/skirt etc. as they leave a restroom.

Normally accompanied by howls of laughter from all witnesses, much to the victims embarrassment.

Oh look, Angela just walked back to her desk with an ass fax as long as your arm

by NYBairn October 16, 2010

Ass Swirly

When a girl shits in an ice cream cone through a swirly nozzle and is eaten by a man.

Girl 1:How would you like an ass swirly?
Guy 1:Hell yes!

by Tjsapimp October 24, 2010

ass resin

the foul smell that coats or surrounds a dirty persons ass.

a vulgar way to tell sumone off

damn, u smell like sum ass resin.

eat my ass resin!

by toasted_420 April 20, 2009

Ass-Challenged

In the male genus it is a flatness of the backside. There is no shape or form to the backside, it is just flat. Belts seldom help. It is a recognition of absolutely, positively, and resolutely no backside.

My boyfriend does not have enough backside to hold up his pants because he is Ass-Challenged

by June-Bug April 27, 2006

ranky ass

used to describe something very putred and discusting. usually a smell.

"everytime shoquanda comes home from work she takes off her shoes and the whole house reeks of those ranky ass feet."

by lanelane February 12, 2007

Ass Satchel

adj: 1. Phrase for a "large amount," of anything being described, additionally, the phrase trumps any other phrase regarding quantity, as it is the supreme quantifier.

synonym: butt load, ass load
See: ass load, butt load

1.I have an ass satchel of beer to drink.
2.If I get this raise, I will be able to pay off an ass satchel of debt.
3.If he gets arrested, he will be in an ass satchel of trouble.

by double_r August 8, 2007