Taco Bell Talking

Highly audible flatulence resulting from consuming Taco Bell.

1: Sorry.
2: It's fine...that's just Taco Bell Talking.

by jimsnow0 November 17, 2012

Taco bell

Diarrhea inducer

Bro I just shit in your toilet so hard I probably clogged the entire sewer system
Frickin' taco bell

by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021

Taco Braille

when it’s dark and you’re blindly reaching in the Taco Bell bag to make sure your order is correct.

Hey make sure you taco braille, the order is never right at this store.

by Shayne Repooc December 15, 2024

Baja fish taco

When you get mountain dew Baja blast in a bottle, shake it, and open it up aimed at a women's vagina. And proceed to eat her out.

Man 1:"Dude her pussy tasted so good last night."
Man 2: "How come?"
Man 1: "I ate a Baja fish taco."

by Dank_memes June 29, 2018

poison taco

A sex position in which the woman leaves her vagina sweaty after exercise and has her man go down on her.

"Dude, my girlfriend totally game me a poison taco last night after she came back from the gym!"

by Slokko August 24, 2014

Vermont Taco

When you stand too close to a wood burning stove in duck canvas pants and a crease gets permanently toasted into the fabric

You can iron those pants all day long Art, but you’re always going to have a Vermont Taco on your ass.

by mintjulep2001 September 21, 2022

Spicy taco

A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.

For the male version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 4, 2014