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School Bus

A sexual act where the receiving partner dresses in yellow and the male drops his kids off inside.
That chick is so hot I’d love to make her a school bus!
by Poundtown Mayor May 3, 2021
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private school

A private school is a system which creates a two tier standard of education which perpetuates the gulf between the have and have nots.

Private schools are meant to promote choice, choice for whom? The wealthy few and the token scholarship students who end up being excluded by the snobby rich kids and developing inferiority complex.

I doubt very much whether private school kids have gone through the same experiences as comprehensive school kids. Do private school kids have to worry about money and whether they can afford to go to uni? No because daddy can pay for all that and even use their contacts to get them into the top jobs. Or to put it another way, at the very least they have one less major headache to worry about. Their biggest problem in life is probably being able to navigate their way from the west wing of their mansion to their east wing.

Despite a greater emphasis placed upon equality by the government, the old school tie network is still very much alive and kicking, which creates a cycle which repeats itself from generation to generation. Rather than equality, meritocracy, and greater opportunities for all, private school stand for inequality and benefiting the select few who were fortunate enough to be born into a wealthy family.
Just ask yourself one question?
Why do so many people go from top private school's to top universities and eventually into top jobs rather than working there way to the top? Is it because private school's offer a better standard of education? or is it the ability of rich parents to buy their kids education through the amount of money they spend, thus making damn sure there getting a return.
by Mig* November 17, 2006
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The Madeira School

A school for girls in McLean, Virginia
It claims to very academic, yet the college list sucks...Hmmm
Thank God I'm leaving
Don't waste your time here.
There are too many eating disorders and too much busy work
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barstow school

A place equivalent to a nazi prison camp or gulag. A place god would send those to bad for hell.
Bob: Hey did u know we got a new Headmaster and principal?

Jim: No, what are their names?

Bob: I think Satan and Stalin.
by ghost January 1, 2005
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school bus

1) A typically yellow bus that transports students to their school.

2) A great place to learn about the people who live near/around you.
1) The school bus is always gets us to school on time.

2) Until I rode the school bus, I had different thoughts about people. For example, I thought that guy in Spanish was kind of funny, but now I know he's a loudmouthed asshole who can't shut the fuck up. And I used to think that girl from my block was nice, but now I know that she's a manipulative piece of shit. Thank God we have the school bus!
by TheIratePirate January 25, 2007
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charter school

Best damn school there is. Beats the hell out of public schools because in this you get one-on-one with a teacher. You only go to school once a week for one hour! It's simple...you pick up your homework packets which are easy...then come in on school and take the test. Each test you pass you get a credit.
Charter school students graduate before Public schools.
My grades sucked at my public school but when I joined charter school I was actually passing.
by Bobby De Niro October 15, 2004
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catholic school

where parents send their kids because they think that they're getting "the best education" but they really aren't.
it envolves ugly uniforms , snobby kids, crappy teachers and a waste of money. the teachers are never as nice as they seem. it just plain sucks.
by sea August 25, 2005
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