Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)

I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper

by Faecal matters December 4, 2015

Yes Two!!

This is what you say when you're super happy about something that has went right, or is going to go right in your life.

Such as getting a pure sweet feed from the Golden Chipper in Limavady!

Husband says excitedly: - We're getting a Golden Chipper tonight!
Wife Shouts with joy:- "Yes two!!"

by P-ChessNut December 10, 2021

Two Square Titan

An eco-friendly shitter that utilizes no more than 2 squares per wipe.

How do you conserve so much toilet paper?
I’m a two square titan!

by Two square titan August 19, 2022

Two Coves Resort

A resort on Stewart Channel it is the greatest place on earth. A place of community and relaxation.

The Point is a spiritual place and the back cove a tranquil pond.

Two Coves Resort, offering cottages by the sea

by Beach Lord September 22, 2011

The two-legged man

A sex position so simple even a virgin could master it!

Andrew’s pornstache is deceiving. He probably couldn’t even pull of the two-legged man.

by Tiktokshade November 18, 2021

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

Two weeks after the second shot and that vaxhole is posting selfies from a Cancun bar.

by sound of freedom March 15, 2021

two lane jane

A girl that will do a number of sexual favors while on the highway

You'll never guess that Cynthia is a two lane Jane the best part is I didn't even have to take her to the house dropped her off on Broadway and 3rd

by Mandc2002 May 26, 2017