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Old Guard

The Old Guard (known as the Consular Guard before Napoleon's coronation) was a part of Napoleon I's Imperial Guard and the most respected military foundation in the Grand Army. Famously, its members were equipped with bearksins hats and contained 2 regiments each of Foot Chasseurs and Grenadiers. They were usually kept in reserve as elite shock troops and rarely used unless to recover a dire situation or to deliver a decisive blow in battle.
The Old Guard was present at Borodino
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Old Faithful

Getting a blow job while sitting on a bidet getting your asshole cleaned.
I was in the bathroom after I took a shit. My old lady came in and gave me an Old Faithful while I was in the bidet.
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Old sweet soul

Jade is so old but she so sweet. She has a old sweet soul.
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Old Man Spit

the way old people spit: it sounds like this: HRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK PTOOOOOOOO
That 70-year-old man just old man spit into his soup
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Old Faithful

When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!

You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
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