hammered ass

Less than acceptable, unattractive. Unsatisfactory.

That broad's face looks like hammered ass.
The casserole you made tastes like hammered ass

by Zorgo September 12, 2005

ass tax

Slang for getting a little. Usually used in boasting form amongst friends.

"You tapped that yet?"
"Naw, but I am going to levy an ass tax on her tonight."

I am going to levy an ass tax on that hottie in the corner.

by WillC23 February 20, 2004

ass fudge

poopies

wordfuzzy/word

ass fudge is brown

by SPGLink February 23, 2003

ass twinkle

The slight twinkle one acquires in his eye upon viewing "dat ass."

Mike: You checkin' out Shaniqua's booty over there?
Josh: Yeah brah, how'd you know?
Mike: That ass twinkle don't lie.

by FoxTrapz69 April 27, 2015

ass shack

Top definition: a brothel (whore house)

Hey man, I’m headed to the ass shack later. Can I borrow $200?

by Fifthbeetle August 17, 2019

dumb ass

the people who think anything on the urban dictionary is true

bruh! your a dumb ass

by TheRealYEET#5332 March 1, 2021

chromed in the ass

When your functional software automatically updates, introducing bugs.

The Google chrome web browser automatically updates to the latest version. This can be great when you get unexpected new, working features which add to your browsing experience, but every so often you get an update which breaks existing features. To top if off, Google don't offer the ability to roll back to a working version, so you're stuck with a semi-retarded piece of software.

Aww man, I just got 'chromed in the ass' by iTunes

by duxa August 11, 2012