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RZR Sandwich

when you drive one truck in front of the other with a RZR hidden in the middle listing to the right so the cops don't see it
"Any recommendations on how to be street legal RZR to drive from the campground? "

"Don't bother, just make a RZR sandwich"
by 11mpg May 5, 2023
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P&P Sandwich

On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends pat and paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the p&p sandwich.

To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. they begin shouting p&p sandwiches while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. When they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
Never meet at the bottom of fern hill. It's quiet down there so Pat & Paul made me a P&P sandwich.
by S&H sigh co leen August 13, 2022
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Shit Sandwich

The act of eating ones ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe their ass.
I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!
by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020
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ham sandwiched

When you get pumped so hard that your vagina turns into a ham sanwich.
by thisiserin June 29, 2018
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Bum Sandwich

Something that is already shitty but can get considerably more shitty. A Bum Sandwich has the ability to produce its own shit and thus is worse than a shit sandwhich. It can fart or shit directly in your face.

Remember not to eat a Bum Sandwich, they cause bad breath.
by Nobody and No-one August 6, 2021
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Toasted Sandwich

The Australian term for a grilled sandwich, typically a cheese and ham toasted sandwich but it can have many other variations. Such as plain cheese, cheese and tomato, etc.

Sometimes a Toasted Sandwich is just nicknamed a Toastie. It's usually something very, very yummy to eat.
Person 1: Dude, that toasted sandwich was delicious.

Person 2: What'd you have?

Person 1: Cheese and ham.

Person 2: Nice.
by dsKittiCie June 3, 2018
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Sandwich

The perfect end all be all of foods. It can be anything you want, PB & J? Yep! Tuna? You Bet! Coleslaw and Pickle? Absolutely! All it requires is 2 slices of bread and something in between.
Troy: I want a sandwich!
Narrator: Troy then procedes to make a Pickle and mustard sandwich because Troy is a waste of air.
by Very Funny Comedian December 10, 2019
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