Plockman-19

A virus emanating from the plockman, airborne and as spreadable as Covid-19 but way worse since it affects the plockman. Ruinous effects occur primarily on the plockman, highly visible and looks like a crime scene in the crotchal region.

He's out of the office with Plockman-19.
What's wrong with your plockman, looks like Plockman-19.

by Ransoms Dutch March 24, 2025

Pocket-Cat

the act of gooning through a hole in your pants pocket while talking to someone

"hey man do you mind if i pocket-cat right now? your lookin' mega cheeked up"
"sure dude, im pocket-catting right now!"

by Cospinsane April 2, 2025

POCKST ES EH?

Juju Westra

Pockst es eh? Juju Westra

by Bronco der Boss April 4, 2025

Pocket Nipples

When a person has two cans of dip/zyns in each of their front pockets, resembling that of nipples poking through a shirt.

“Alex needs to stop wearing tight pants. His zyns look like pocket nipples.”

by Downsy610 May 26, 2025

Pockenomics

The economics of pockets. Pockets are necessary in order to easily carry personal items, snacks, beers, dime bags…anything you need on the daily. Ever notice that shorts without pockets are not as often worn? Dresses with pockets are always exciting? Did you notice that cargo shorts/pants are becoming more popular? The reason is: pockets. With increased inventory capacity comes increased product consumption, resulting in a more stimulated economy.

How do you use pockenomics in a sentence?

by DICK burn June 10, 2025

pocket cream

a medium amount of whipped cream carried in the pocket of ones pants used as a criminal diversion, similar to Mace or sparkles

This bitch called me a hoe so I pocket creamed that mofo.

by topteirfreak July 4, 2025

Pocketaco

Like if you have a taco, but it fits into your pocket, it's a Pocketaco!

Let's go to Monitor's and get a Pocketaco for lunch!

by SilverDue July 29, 2025