Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.
"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."
by transm.ascot May 5, 2023
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Get the turkey piss mug.Boy: Stand up
Girl: Why
Boy: I need to see if you right
Girl stands up:
Boy: Yeah you pissing in them jeans
Girl: Why
Boy: I need to see if you right
Girl stands up:
Boy: Yeah you pissing in them jeans
by Tip60 December 10, 2017
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*looks at bike*
I thought you were gonna buy something nice but instead u bought this piss missile.
Absolute deathtrap
*looks at bike*
I thought you were gonna buy something nice but instead u bought this piss missile.
Absolute deathtrap
by Shitbox enjoyer January 2, 2025
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Derived from those who defiantly choose not to flush an extraordinarily large, smelly load of shit in a public restroom only to be discovered by another who merely ducked into the stall to piss instead of waiting for a urinal.
Derived from those who defiantly choose not to flush an extraordinarily large, smelly load of shit in a public restroom only to be discovered by another who merely ducked into the stall to piss instead of waiting for a urinal.
Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe... "Piss on my shit!"
While sitting at a traffic light checking your text even after the light turns green, the driver behind begins to honk. You look in the mirror and yell, "Piss on my shit!"
While sitting at a traffic light checking your text even after the light turns green, the driver behind begins to honk. You look in the mirror and yell, "Piss on my shit!"
by Signguy2 December 7, 2018
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on God he's so hot I saw all his fanarts on r34 and oh my god he makes me so hard I wish I could drink his piss while he fucks the shit out of me,I want to smell his farts.
on God he's so hot I saw all his fanarts on r34 and oh my god he makes me so hard I wish I could drink his piss while he fucks the shit out of me,I want to smell his farts.
by Xiaostastypiss November 21, 2021
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After my girlfriend just beat the minecraft speedrunning world record only using the space bar, her friends have been calling her a piss girl.
by leeii July 31, 2021
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