almost peed my pants

APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.

When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)

by lawaimike December 16, 2016

MC Puzzle pants

A ghetto white boy who wears pants with puzzle piece designs. Holla

YO YO YO, MC PUZZLE PANTS IS FRICKE FRICKE FRESH

by Tmoneyupindisbitch December 19, 2016

burnt up pissy pants

When your little brother pisses his pants and doesn't tell anyone and tries to dry the over a fire.

Zack how did you get those burnt up pissy pants they smell like shit.

by RodgerDangus February 27, 2017

scubba yoga pants

Yoga pants soooo thick they hide the fat ripples.

She took off her scubba yoga pants and her ass fell apart.

by Snowplower March 24, 2017

daddy pushy pants

A type of love where it's one sided; one person puts in the most effort not realizing that the other doesn't have the same heart that they do.

You need to leave her, you're living that daddy pushy pants type of love.

by Daddy, himself March 31, 2017

ten pound pants

A pair of pants of any style: Jeans, Casual, Dress, Etc... that a person buys when they expect to lose weight. Often these pants are found, squeezed into, and purchased with the intention of losing ten pounds so that they can be comfortably worn. Often these pants are found hanging in closets for years before being scornfully donated or just thrown away in disgust.

I grabbed a pair of 36/30 ten pound pants. I'm gonna lose the weight, I swear. When I lose ten pounds I should be able to rock these.

by Sweeturkraut April 2, 2017

tail of the pants

Just barely

She graduated high school by the tail of the pants

by JJConifer May 27, 2017