When you haven't quite soiled yourself, but everytime you walk, you feel as though someone has spread chutney lightly on the inner garments of your underwear.
(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
(Not to be confused with bum chutney.)
*Farts* "Uh oh"
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."
Friend: "have you just farted and followed through?"
Victim: It might not be that severe. I think I've just got "chutney bum."
by Nagasaki Jones July 13, 2024
Get the Chutney bummug. 
by Slutforshittykawa December 26, 2020
Get the Bummingmug. Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.
"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"
by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017
Get the Front Bum Scrummug. by Threestrumpetsandatrumpet June 7, 2018
Get the Beach bummedmug. Backwards Bumming is a sexual position which involves two people - one f which must be male Both participants kneel on the floor facing away from each other (bum to bum). The male (or one of the males) pushes his dick down and back through his leg - effectively pointing backwards. Both participants then move towards each other engaging in anal sex.
Are you alright there Pete? You look like you're in a bit of pain?
I am Doug. I twisted my ball sack last night when I was Backwards Bumming the wife!
I am Doug. I twisted my ball sack last night when I was Backwards Bumming the wife!
by MaccieG July 9, 2021
Get the backwards bummingmug. A girl who is a massive flirt and always wants a shag and absolutely adores a girl named charleigh who can’t get over her ex so she decides to fuck him around also she likes doing streaks in her fit thongs she’s also a massive Tory
by Lynx Africa October 13, 2019
Get the Big bum wikimug.