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Hoover middle school

A school where you’re surrounded by wanna-be thugs and cholas and sadly th*ts, the AFPD or average fights per day are a staggering 2.16 sometimes on special occasions you might reach the limit of 6 fights per day. What can you do, well there are three rules.

1. Do not skip class
If you skip class your one step closer to becoming a annoying wanna-be thugs

2. Don’t dress all black
This also make you look like a wannabe thug

3. Don’t act like a thug if you’re not bout that life

And those are the three Hoover rules.

Side effects: you might get rejected 1 or 2 times
You go to Hoover middle school? Wow I feel you’re pain
by Hoover kid 123 I guess August 15, 2022
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Middle East

Egypt, Israel, Palestine, Jordan, Lebanon, Arabia, Oman, Yemen, Quatar, UAE, Kuwait, Iraq, Syria, Iran, Georgia, Armenia, Azerbaijan, Turkiye

Change My Mind North Africaners and Central Asians!
by teggers162 January 25, 2023
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LaPorte Middle School

a middle school (hell) in northern indiana (LaPorte County)

people usually refer to this place as kesling even though that's only for 5th and 6th graders.

racists, hicks, wannabe gangsters, people with a body count of 80, homophobes, trump lovers, andrew tate stans, rude people, pick mes, nic fiends, and more live here.

La Porte is french for "the door" which must mean "the door to hell" when it comes to the schools in the town.

the teachers are either extremely strict or WAY too lax.

if you think the cliques at your school are bad, it's way worse here.

if you walk into the bathroom at the right time, you will witness someone vaping or someone getting railed in a stall.

the counselors are nice. the principals at both the middle school and high school though? YIIIIIKES. they worry about the wrong stuff. they legit think people are telling others to *hurt* themselves but that's not the case. kids are getting harassed and bullied. kids are getting into fights. there is so much going on.

there's so much more going on but this school makes me wanna die and others as well. it's a horrible school.

have this school be your (almost) last choice besides michigan city.

you are better going off to westville or valpo or something.
Person 1: "So, how's LaPorte Middle School? Is it a good place?"
Person 2: "Absolutely not, never come here. It's actual hell."
by deviousmclick January 3, 2023
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Middle Finger

The finger in between your pointing and ring finger, i don't know why you searched this, you should probably know what a middle finger is by now but whatever.
Don't stick up your f@#$ing middle finger again Tommy!
by FalseGoogle.com May 6, 2018
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Transit Middle School

A #1 middle school in East Amherst who easily overpowers other middle schools because they are sore asses and write stupid shit on this website
Oh the guy above is ranting about Transit Middle School? He must go to Casey or Dodge!
by JustYourStupidIdiot January 6, 2022
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Ridley Middle School

The food is terrible. At least a fight a week. Walk into the boys bathroom at any time of the day there's will be someone smoking. Piss on the floors of the boys bathroom. But hot bitches. Nice lunch ladies. And school whores.
Ridley Middle School is hell and heaven combined
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Middle Square

An event (generally unpleasant) that is almost guaranteed to happen, so that it might as well be the "middle square" in a Corporate/Bullshit Bingo card.
Jesus Christ; having Susanna speak up in a meeting without having been asked to might as well be our Middle Square.
by mc2024 January 17, 2025
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